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imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE





jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.









alphalewolf:

Those women are doing a public service, Chris.





aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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Look at how he’s preparing himself to talk about Shakespeare x





karaokekarkat:

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

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I FIGURED OUT THE ONE THING THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM DOESN’T HAVE A GIF FOR 

supernaturalapocalypse:

iniquitysoneoftheperks:

cardiffwaless:

THEIR OTP KISSING

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Hey now! It depends on one what your otp is…

A shoutout to the Sam/Jess shippers

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The Sam/Ruby Shippers

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And the Megstiel Shippers

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amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.





justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST





mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO





lucifers-downfall:

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

[unknown voice] it doesnt have to be drugs





foxxies:

I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all